Faux-Shopping
the activity of placing clothes and items into your electronic shopping bag, or actual shopping bag and simply not paying for them when you reach the end of your travels.
this could even go as far as, going to the checkout to pay and then simply walking away when the items have been scanned in.
in addition, this could be done to the annoyance of the shop -ssistants.
”hey pete, are you really going to buy all those copies of katie prices current autobiography?!?!”
”no, don’t be ridiculous, im faux-shopping! there’s so many copies of this book, i thought i’d give the shop -ssistants something to do with there time.”
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