Faux Virgin


someone who chooses to reject their first coital experience as being legitimate, because they were either intoxicated, incoherent and/or completely embarr-ssed. (aka fake virgin)
l: “who was that guy that you said you lost your v-card to again?”
m: “oh, actually i’ve decided that, that didnt count because of reasons i’d rather not talk about. so i’m just going to tell everyone i’m still a virgin.”
l: “so you’re a faux virgin.”
m: “well…yeah”

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