fauxa-constrictor
a style of pleather that women and metros-xual men wear. it looks like snake skin but is really cheap and smelly pvc plastic that can’t stay in the sun for too long.
drunk guy 1: “check out her boots! is that rattlesnake?”
drunk guy’s girlfriend: “nah, that’s fauxa-constrictor! and why you lookin’ at another woman fool?!”
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