fauxcasm
pr-nounced fo-casm
when someone says something completely r-t-rded and/or stupid and then tries to p-ss off the statement as being sarcastic, only making them seem even more stupid. can also be used to mask ignorance/f-ggotry.
it can be hard to distinguish from actual sarcasm, a good way to tell is if the statement was even remotely funny to begin with, or just plain insensetive.
a: i think ‘twin days’ at school are just stupid. i think the administration just wants to promote conformity and have everyone be the same.
b: well, i always i thought it was just a way to spice up school life for a day. it’s better than nothing.
a: yeah, i was, uh.. i was being sarcastic.
b: that there is some pretty straight-up fauxcasm.
c: you did pretty terrible on that science test, bro. 45%, are you r-t-rded? i mean seriously. how could you have possible failed when the cl-ss average was 90%. dumb sh-t.
d: f-ck you, my grandma died last night after a week in the hospital with brain cancer, i didn’t have enough time to study. what with visiting her in her last few days and all. she didn’t even recognize me! -cries-
c: i was being sarcastic.
d: f-ck you and your fauxcasm.
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