Fauxchinko
a fake chinese person. an oriental looking person that works at a chinese restaurant just because they look chinese.
dude! i went to the mandarin house the other day and i tried to order using the few words in mandarin that i know and the waitress just looked at me like a dog being offered a biscuit. i asked her if she spoke mandarin or cantonese and she turned out to be thai! she was a fauxch-nko!
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