fauxd
rhymes with ode.
it is purple drink.
it is skim milk drink.
it is iced milk product.
it is imitation cheese whiz.
the foodstuffs so fake that they cannot be called food.
“i’m not a hipster. i’m not a locavore, i just don’t want to eat fauxd.”
noun: a large beer posing as a 40oz malt liquor.
hey man… we cant play edward forty hands with these… they are faux-d’s… 32’s of miller high life don’t count!
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