Fauxga
a fitness trend b-st-rdizing the practice of yoga that makes partic-p-nts feel hip & “spiritual”. usually takes place a large, cheesy gym & taught by fauxgis
jj: yo! did you see that girl w/ her louis vuitton yoga mat & bag at starbucks?
kj: yeah i think she just went to fauxga cl-ss
jj: totally! she was just saying how her new t-ts make it hard to do the tree pose & truly connect with her inner goddess…!?!
a trendy way to stay in shape, done by the young professional/ soccer mom demographic. completely devoid of religious and/or spiritual meaning.
before dropping her kids off at school, sally goes to a 7 o’clock fauxga cl-ss to tone her b-tt, strenghten her arms, and improve her stamina so that she may have s-x later that evening with her aging and disinterested husband.
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