fauxjaculate


fauxjaculate, noun, fó-jac-úláte 1.the act of bringing ones self to the brink of -j-c-l-t–n then pausing for a brief period of time before finishing yourself off. this process yields much higher pleasure levels as well as a larger volume of -j-c-l-t-. this method can be used repeatedly depending on the mental fort-tude of the ejaculator. see also; procrasturbate.
randolf fauxjaculated four times before nutting up the toilet in antic-p-tion of his hot date with ms. spencer.

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