Fauxlgers
a sh-tty store-brand knockoff of folgers coffee.
brian: hey, get any good coffee?
meg: no, i went to pick’n’save for some own-brand fauxlgers. it sucks at least as much as folgers but was slightly cheaper.
brian: jesus! next time get some real coffee, and preferably from a store that doesn’t suck so much.
meg: 10-4. i have a headache now.
brian: no sh-t.
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