fauxmantic
similar to “romantic”, but an incredibly fake version. someone who is fauxmantic goes through all the motions of romance but isn’t serious about any of them.
girl 1: i just went on the most fauxmantic date last night!
girl 2: yeah?
girl 1: yeah! dinner and a movie was just some jack in the box and sneaking into a drive through…
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