fauxmless
one who identifies himself as homeless when he, in fact, has a home; frequently a nice one.
with a propensity for melodrama and several hours to kill between checking out of his hotel and his flight home, joel became fauxmless.
the condition of being in your late teens to early 20s, wherein one couch surfs, crashes on floors, or squats in an attempt to seem homeless, thereby gaining scene points. in reality, said fauxmless person could return to his or hers parents’ house at any given time.
you: yeah, i’m letting kiley crash on my couch this weekend…she’s going through a fauxmless phase. best to just get it out of her system.
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