fauxmo
when a straight person mimics a gay person
although he nailed blane’s voice perfectly… he was being a real fauxmo
1. a pre-meditated state of false gayness, aimed at soliciting attention or affection from the opposite s-x. see: girls gone wild; tom cruise.
2. false diagnosis of male gayness; develops after lingering too long in a friendship-only relationship with a woman you secretly like. comic hilarity usually ensues. see: any movie starring matthew perry.
fauxmo’s are the new snags.
slang version of fauxmos-xual.
straight men who act, look, and dress if they’re gay, in order to appear cool/attractive/interesting to women.
he’s not gay, just a fauxmo.
a man who pretends to be gay, but isn’t.
on three’s company, jack tripper pretended to be gay. jack tripper was a faux ‘mo’.
(1) a person that identifies as h-m-s-xual, yet can be found engaging in s-xual activity with the opposite s-x, often while exclaiming loudly “it’s okay…i’m gay!”
(2) person of the male s-x that portrays strong characteristics of a h-m-s-xual male, but is heteros-xual, often while exclaiming loudly, “what?! i’m not gay!”
you know, mathew is such a faux-mo, i totally saw him rubbing boopie’s jubblies behind that dumpster.
a standard heteros-xual who frequents gay establishments – enjoying the fruits of flattery and affection, but otherwise relishing in the eventual deflection of, “no thanks, i’m straight.”
last night was such a b-mmer, steve. i wasted two hours and four drinks trying to get some sausage from a total hunk who turned out to be nothing but a faux mo.
a guy who seems gay, but isn’t.
peter: joe ax like a total f-g, b-tt, he’s married. is he bis-xual?
bobby: i think he’s just a faux ‘mo’, you know, a fem man.
a man who acts in every way like he is gay yet is actually straight. a step beyond the metro-s-xual is the fauxmo.
gerald’s smart outfits and love of design made me think he was gay, but he’s dating my friend kelly so i think he’s a fauxmo.
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