Fauxsy
amalgamation of “folksy” and “faux”. used to describe people who falsely pepper their speech with southern-isms, to the point of sounding disingenuous or mocking.
i can never decipher how she feels. every text has three y’alls, a couple darlin’s and some long-winded metaphor about critters and the prairie. it’s all so fake, she’s fauxsy.
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