Fauxtalian


a chain restaurant that specializes in so-called “authentic” italian food.
guy: olive garden and macaroni grille are so very authentic.

girl: not really. it’s just fauxtalian.

a chain restaurant that specializes in so-called “authentic” italian food.
guy: olive garden and macaroni grille are so very authentic.

girl: not really. it’s just fauxtalian.

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