fauxtatoes
those mashed potato flakes that come in a packet and you have to add milk or water to reconst-tute them.
d-mn, b-tch didn’t even try! she made fauxtatoes for thanksgiving.
dehydrated/imitation potatoes sold in cardboard boxes at your local megalomart. most often purchased by especially loving mothers who spare no effort to feed their family only the highest quality food. also useful for absorbing vomit.
“my mommy wuvs me so much, she took a whole five minutes to make fauxtatoes to go with our frozen boston market meatloaf for dinner tonight!”
dehydrated/imitation potatoes sold in cardboard boxes at your local megalomart. most often purchased by especially loving mothers who spare no effort to feed their family only the highest quality food. also useful for absorbing vomit.
“my mommy wuvs me so much, she took a whole five minutes to make fauxtatoes to go with our frozen boston market meatloaf for dinner tonight!”
a more descriptive word for those powdered type of potatoes that somehow approximate the real thing, but usually take a lot of b-tter and magic to do so. usually found in mashed form only.
“i’m sad.”
“why?”
“my mom made fauxtatoes again.”
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