Fauxther
a male father-like figure with no genetic connection to a child. a fake dad. someone else’s baby mama’s husband. a stepfather.
larry: “good job susie…you played a great game! let’s go get some ice cream.”
susie: “thanks larry. i love you!”
mom: “you’re so sweet larry. you’re the best fauxther in the world!”
timmy: “look what i made you mike! happy fauxther’s day!”
mike: “ahhh…thanks timmy! what a beautiful card! let’s send a picture of it to your real dad in jersey.”
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