fauxtograph
in today’s world of computer manipulated images, it’s sometimes hard to tell reality from fake. a photograph that has been digitally altered so that it no longer reflects reality is a fauxtograph. faux is french for “fake” or “false”. can be shortened to fauxto (pr-nounced foe-toe)
“did you see that fauxtograph that’s floating around the internet of a man with a duck’s head?”
any picture in an online profile that makes fugly people look hotter. (aka the “mysp-ce angle”)
guy 1: yo, jessica’s mysp-ce picture makes her look hot.
guy 2: the dumpy girl?
guy 1: yeah – total fauxtograph.
girl 1: you see jon’s facebook profile?
girl 2: yeah – he’s way hairy in real life, and fat as f-!~.
girl 1: i know – total fauxtograph.
a fauxtograph is a practical joke in which the video setting of a digital camera is used to trick the target into posing for a really long time for what isn’t a picture at all.
“say ‘cheese’!”
(person poses)
(pause)
(pause)
(pause)
“you’re taking a fauxtograph aren’t you? you -sshole.”
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