fauxvertime
describes that co-worker who works obscene amounts of overtime, not for the necessity of actually getting his or her work done, but for the purpose of padding their paycheck and simultaneously avoiding their otherwise miserable home life.
“wow, stacey’s work load must be really heavy right now, she has been here since zero dark thirty this morning!” “no, she’s just working fauxvertime because she hates her life and is generally just a miserable person.”
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