Favata Football
favata football is the process and action of playing football with the legendary anthony favata. he is the quarterback of the team and is very p-ssionate. in the huddle he calls the plays with immense p-ssion and when he throws a bad p-ss he gets very angry at himself. he will always have his teammates’ back even if they are arguing. on one specific play, one of favata’s teammates was pushed down illegally. the man the myth the legend, anthony favata himself ran up to the ref and yelled at him. favata football has consisted of almost multiple ejections of anthony favata because he stands up for his teammates and tells the ref how hes feeling. he shows his leadership by defending his teammates. quarterback anthony favata takes his game very seriously and is also a master at the rock paper scissors which takes the place of a coin toss. the man the myth the legend always wins at this. many times he just shows up doesnt even look, and says “we’ll take ball” before the opponent has even finished their hand formation and somehow every time favata wins.
-favata football game-
anthony favata: alright listen up, were running play 4.
-snaps the ball-
-overthrows a little bit-
anthony favata: sh-t!! f-ck!!!
teammate 1: oh shoot! yo favata let me qb this play!
anthony favata: nah i got this. alright we’ll run 1 now.
teammate 2: alright favata!
-runs down field, before ball is even thrown he is thrown on the ground, no flag from refs-
-favata runs up-
anthony favata: ey!! ref!! what the f-ck was that!! youre not gonna call anything! he threw down my friend, thats not interference!!!?? f-ck that! thats bs!!
teammate 1: yo favata, thanks for havin my back
ref 1: i didnt see anything
anthony favata: this is flag football!! are you kidding!! and if it was tackle that still would have been interference!!!
ref 1: sir! you need to calm down!
anthony favata: yo!! what the f-ck!! he got thrown down!!
teammate 2: ey! ref he threw me down thats definitely a flag
ref 2: play on!
anthony favata: wow!!!! are you f-cking with me!!
-the team looks at the refs in disgust-
-in the huddle-
anthony favata: alright were gonna run 3 now
-throws the ball-
-teammate 1 catches it and scores-
teammate 2: oh shoot! teammate 1 scored!!
anthony favata: yea!!!!
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