favorite turd


someone you wouldn’t tell a lie to, no matter how far-fetched the story may be.
jason: i hooked up with miss kramer, our old teacher from sixth grade!

barry: no f-cking way dude! you gotta be sh-ttin me.

jason: i wouldn’t sh-t you brah. you’re my favorite t-rd.

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