fawndog
1: a woman who works in a profession who constantly facebook trolls other employees or the spouses of employees while at work.
2: a woman who makes up stories and or anedotes in order to try to get promotions within a company
3: a woman who lies about their qualifications in order to make friends or be moved into a prominent position within a company.
example 1: i got fawndogged today at work today; she was facebook stalking my girlfriend and told my supervisor we were dating.
example 2: why did we hire this fawndog? she said she had a master’s degree and she only has a ged?
example 3: apparently the fawndog left her postion with company a because she threw someone under the bus at company b. she has no friends.
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