FB married
the nicest way of announcing to everyone on facebook that she has some annoying stalker or pursuer at the moment, and really hopes that person will leave her the f-ck alone.
helga: tiff is fb married!
gretchen: i wonder who that annoying f-cker is. we should help her get rid of him!
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