fb shuffle


finding out you’re single on fb because you’re brand new ex- just switched his/her relationship status to “single”
did you hear about bob’s gf kayla? she did the fb shuffle and now he’s all torn up.

yo, tommy just gave stacey the fb shuffle.

i didn’t feel like hearing her b-tch and cry, so i did the old fb shuffle.

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