FBGM
f-ck b-tches, get money.
a way of life.
another way of saying bros before hoes.
the word money is simply a metaphor for wealth: f-ck b-tches, get metaphor.
homie 1: hey bro i’m hangin with my girl tonight.
homie 2: f-ck bro, what about -blank-?
homie 1: i dunno mang. what would jesus do?
jesus: f-ck b-tches…get money.
fbgm yo.
f-ck b-tches, get money (a common abreviation after one’s name on mysp-ce)
john(fbgm) is an example of how a mysp-ce name would look with fbgm in it.
short for f-ck b-tches get money, which in general means that one should not bother in the futalities of chasing women when money can never let one down. however, fbgm is quite versitile and can have several different uses. among the most popular is to soothe a fellow “fbgmer” if he has had a bad day, synonymous with “f-ck that sh-t,” and can even be a reply to simple questions such as “what’s up?”
fbgmer 1: bro, i just saw hardball with keanu reeves and i got so sad when g baby got shot.
fbgmer 2: chin up man. fbgm!
fbgmer 1: bro, i just found out that snookie was cheating on me with like 487 other guys and or girls! i’m so f-cking p-ssed!
fbgmer 2: as a true friend, i’m being completely honest when i say, you should have known that a c-nt like snookie would do that, but f-ck it man…fbgm!
fbgmer 1: yo like what up brahhhhhhh!?!?!
fbgmer 2: not much homeskizzlelollerskateswtfroflcopter fffbbbbgggmmmm!!!!!!
fbgmer 1: yea boiiiii fbgm!
-awkward eye contact-
fbgmer 1 & 2 in unison and in the same key: fffffbbbbbbggggggggmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
means f-ck.bit–es.get.money
often seen at the beginning of a name such as mysp-ce
$f.b.g.m$ kingpin(kp) and $f.b.g.m$ what more can i say?
abbreviation for “f-ck b-tches get money”
used when the subject is too busy (f-cking b-tches and/or getting money) that they don’t have time to say the whole thing.
bob is calling up his friend jim, who is late to the hockey game they were supposed to watch together
bob: h-llo? jim, where are you?
jim: fbgm! -hangs up-
bob thinking -that’s totally understandable. he’s not here because he’s busy f-cking b-tches and getting money. i’m not mad at all.
means f-ck b-tches get money by definition, but in reality its mostly used as a good telltale sign that the person who wrote it is a giant douchebag.
facebook: “tyreeque just updated his facebook status, saying ‘tyreeque johnson fbgm”
you: “wow, what a notorious douchebag”
f-ck b-tches get money
what’s our slogan man? f.b.g.m. bro
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