FBOM
free book of mormon (fbom) found in every nightstand drawer in all marriott hotels world-wide, placed conveniently bedside by this mormon-owned hotel chain with the intention of possibly converting non-mormons to the mormon religion.
lars: “i was looking for a notepad inside the bedside drawer at the halifax marriott and housekeeping dropped the (fbom) here instead.”
you: “b-mmer. we could take it for kindling in winter.”
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