FCTP
an acronym for the federal commission of t-pain. a government agency run by t-pain himself to keep the interest and faith of citizens in the politics. made famous by “auto-tune the news” of youtube.
joe biden: i don’t know what to do; my speeches are boring all the listeners. we’re losing support.
obama: relax, man. just go see my main man, t-pain, down at the fctp; he’ll set you straight, fo sho.
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