FDPP
full duplex projectile protocol.
this is when a computer geek drinks his/her own bodyweight in alcohol on a week night then bails on work the next day because they spent the morning sitting on the toilet p–ping and puking in unison all the while sending work colleagues email updates.
colleague:what the h-ll?
that’s not fair. i wanna stay home too!
sicky:the joys of drinking, i p–ped and vomited at the same time. what a joyous occasion.
sent wirelessly from my blackberry device on the @-#$ network.
colleague:ew…
sicky:that’s full duplex projectile protocol. fdpp
sent wirelessly from my blackberry device on the @#&- network.
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