Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)
a spreading epedimeic for males ages 15-25. this tragic life altering foon is caused by abstinence. the affects include but are not limited to the curvature of the male p-n-s and shrinking of the male scrodum.
can be prevented by: regular kinky monkey s-x with dirty kinky sl-ts, eating out lots of p-ss-es, and stimulating your shaft and -n-l c-n-l simultaniously (@ the same time).
moto: get your groove on not your foon on!
racheal: “let’s have s-x!”
craig: “yeee!”
racheal: -pulls down craig’s pants- “eww is that sh-t a foon?!
craig: “yeah i have fds (foon d-ck syndrome).” -sad-
racheal: “lets f-ck it back to normal!”
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