feared beard


a woman who is/was married to a gay man that was in the closet and subsequently caught her husband cheating on her. she is/was a beard, though now this is so p-ssed that she should be feared.
clay had a great set up for over 50 years, though when his wife found out that he was surfing grindr, she was p-ssed. he’s now dealing with a divorce and feared beard.

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