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  the substance, composed of feces and lubricant (and sometimes s-m-n and saliva), which coats the p-n-s and -n-s of partic-p-nts after -n-l s-x. d-mn b-tch, that stinky fecubemen stained my sheets! you better pay for them before i bust a cap in that fecubemen-filled -ss of yours!

• Lapjob Blowdance

  when a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. this lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, c-m all over the inside of her thighs. then, you pour cocaine all over the s-m-n and then make the woman snort the cocaine/s-m-n mixture from her thigh area. not […]

• HJWEC

  hand job with eye contact. i thought looking into her eyes would make the experience awkward, but i am a fan of hjwec’s.

• hobbit house party

  aka hhp, a party involving a group of sixth form students, who have nothing better to do than on occ-ssion go around a group member’s house + eat junk food and drink beer aswell as playing on pro evolution soccer and mario games… this often involves the so called hobbits; potter, tinki, robbin’ phones, popinho […]

• swiming

  swiming, /schwī’mɪ̈ng/,(goblin): a ritual water sport engaged in by the goblin race approximately 30,000 years ago during the mattonian age. every winter, partic-p-nts were pitted against one another in a contest of bravery. archaeologists can only speculate from ancient translations of stone tablets that the maturity rite began with an affirmation of fertility, known as […]

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