February 14th
the one day of the year where you have to be romantic to your significant other.
february 14th
man: hey sweetie, let’s go out to a fancy place tonight, my treat! oh also, i bought you a diamond ring to match your pearl necklace.
woman: oh, i love you bob!
february 15th
man: hey woman!!! get me another can of beer! -belch-
woman: i have a name you know!!!
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