February Dick
when your p-n-s shrivels up because it’s so d-mn cold outside. can also be used to perform the cobra. where you stretch out the flaps of your p-n-s, representing the hood of a cobra.
sh-t man, i think i have february d-ck.
sh-t bro, i had it last week.
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