Febuary
the way that all complete morons/cretins pr-nounce the second month of the year. which, by the way, is february.
guy 1: hey, what month is it?
guy 2: febuary.
guy 1: what?
guy 2: febuary.
guy 1: dude, it’s pr-nounced ‘fe-bru-ary.’
guy 2: nuh-uh. i read it in a book at the libary.
guy 1: libary?
guy 2: yeah.
guy 1: i f-cking hate you.
the way in which february should be spelt. who says ru..its stupid!
febuary makes more sense…who comes up with spellings!
28 inch rims as in 28 days in febuary
he was rollin on febuarys.
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