fecal-faced
a more pc way to say sh-t-faced, for when one would prefer not to swear. it means extremely drunk.
john: “duuuuude. last night i consumed a considerable quant-ty of ethanol. i mean i was totally sh-t-faced.”
kevin: “what the h-ll, man, there are kids around. watch your language. sh-t is a terrible word to say. for f-ck’s sake you inconsiderate c-nt.”
john: “oh my bad, i mean fecal-faced. i was drunk as a skunk.”
kevin: “word to your mother.”
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