Fecal Mojito
the fecal mojito is the cousin of the uritov c-cktail. it consists of a bag that a long-haul trucker uses to take a dump in and the throws it out his window as he is driving.
driving through boston, my wife thought that there was a dead cat on the side of the road. i knew better. the son of a b-tch in front of me threw a fecal mojito at me. i swerved to avoid the sh-t splatter, but i didn’t avoid the follow up uritov c-cktail.
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