Fecal Position
sitting on the throne, but tightly coiled while in the grip of sweaty, white-knuckled intestinal distress.
judd: how was your weekend?
dirk: oh dude, you don’t wanna know. i went to a stag friday night and i think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn’t cooked all the way through. spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.
judd: you’re right, i didn’t want to know.
the position you’re usually in when you’re on the can, pushing hard.
hunched over, knees and b-mcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.
man, i can’t go on these french toilets. i can’t go in the woods either, cuz it’s hard to get into the fecal position.
noun
1. similar to a standing “fetal position”, it’s when you can tell somebody has to take a cr-p by the manner in which they are standing.
“the fecal position is a little hunched and a little crouched with an expression of discomfort.”
1. similar to the “fetal position,” the posture that accompanies having to sh-t so bad that you cannot stand in an upright position.
2. also, a reference to the common postion of sitting down while taking a sh-t
after our date, selena had to sh-t so bad she curled up on the floor in the “fecal position.”
the process of sh-ting on someone while they are taking a sh-t in the toilet. or vice versa.
man, me and that dirty hoe really messed up the bathroom, while we tried the fecal position!
a person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.
jim: “he’s in the fecal position.”
john: “don’t you mean ‘fetal position’?”
jim: “no, he’s just lying there like a t-rd”.
the act of defecating while mimicking the position -ssumed within the womb.
patammy was in the fecal position last night, and then he f-cked your mom.
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