fecalatio
giving oral s-x to someone while they are having an explosive bowel movement and the blow back from the psi levels splatters the face of the head giver
blow back(e.g.) when you drop -ss and sh-t splashes your -ss and the bottom of the seat. combine that with oral s-x
and you’ll get fecalatio
the act of receiving feces from an -n-s with only the use of one’s mouth and then subsequently while the mouth is full performing felatio until -rg-sm.
“that chick was totally freaky. not only did she start r-mm-ng me but she demanded i sh-t in her mouth and then she performed fecalatio on me!”
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