federally fucked up
1. (v.) drinking/using narcotics to the point where you know longer have control of your body/mind. usually accompanied by blackouts and in some cases, peeing on your girlfriends super nintendo.
2. (adj.) used to describe something that a close friend or family member did to wrong you.
“dude i got so federally f-cked up last night i peed on my girl’s printer. i don’t remember sh-t.”
“did you hear that mike stole jim’s girl then got her pregnant and left hit to raise the kid?”
“d-mn, that’s federally f-cked up.”
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