Federica Syndrome
when a person says “good night” but doesn’t even go to sleep until 4-6 hours.
person with “sy”: good night everyone!
normal person: good night! sleep tight!
-after 1 hour
person with “sy”: i’m back! loool good night!
normal person: dafuq? aren’t you going to sleep? night…
-after 2 hours
person with “sy”: hahahahaha good night people.. ok’2 this time i’m going to sleep!
normal person: make sure! ok? now go to sleep!
-after 3 hours
person with “sy”: supppp peo-
normal person: for d-mn sake go to sleep already! you have a serious federica syndrome!
-injects tranquilizer and anasthetic injection….-
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