fedjoy
the act of observing and taking pleasure in someone’s superior skills already knowing the outcome of an event.
derived from the greatest tennis player of all time, roger federer.
a: i cannot not enjoy watching that sort of tennis from the great man!
b: you’re right! just watch and fedjoy girls and boys, we’ll never see someone like him … it’s just like watching jordan winning his 6th t-tle … happily rog will keep it up 1-2 more years.
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a: did you see that? they were on the sideline crying after the game while we were celebrating.
b: i fedjoyed the game but i wasn’t aware of that.
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a: wtf? why would you possibly play so seriously against your 6-year-old daughter?
b: can i have fedjoyment once in my life?
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