Fedophilia
the unnatural and compulsive love of roger federer which drives a person to become a fedophile.
symptoms include:
– an uncontrollable urge to post the word goat on sports blogs
– incoherent rambling when faced with the fact that federer has not won a grand slam in his professional career
– often displayed by the verbalized desire to give mr federer a jolly good rogering
prognosis: untreatable, except by frontal lobotomy or electro-shock therapy.
mirka: “i think roger is the greatest tennis player ever!!”
steffi: “you must be suffering from fedophilia, rod laver’s the only men’s player in history to win two grand slams.”
andre: “yeah babe, roger hasn’t even won one yet… she’s a fedophile for sure”
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