feeding the goldfish
your girlfriend is in the bath tub, you are positioned on the toilet or adjacent piece of furniture. you proceed to pleasure yourself reaching climax, letting your tasty flakes fly into the water to be devoured by the waiting mer-woman.
hey baby would you be interested in feeding the goldfish?
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