Feeding The Squirrel
masturbating.
when a squirrel eats a nut, it sounds similar to the noises of one beating off. hense, feeding the squirrel.
hank: “where’s tom at? he was supposed to be here an hour ago.”
greg: “he called me and said he was gonna be late. he got caught up feeding the squirrel.”
hank: “that motherf-cker needs to get laid”
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