feel disgusting not knowing
if a person wants to know something really bad, but has no chance to fulfill his desire at the moment.
guy joins a group of friends.
friend1: (…) true f-cking story!
friend2: omfg muahahaha!
friend3: haha best story ever!
guy: what? oh no, i came too late. please, tell me the story. please, please.
friend1: nope, it’s too f-cking funny to tell it twice.
guy: aaargh! i feel disgusting not knowing!
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