feel good bullshit
useless statements that are meant to make people feel better but have little relevance to reality and usually make the recipient feel worse off than they were.
“don’t worry god cures everything!” “thanks i’m sure that feel good bullsh-t will cure my terminal cancer.”
“well just remember you always miss all the shots you don’t take.” “that feel good bullsh-t is not going to bring back the millions we lost last quarter on the risky deals you recommended!”
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music that moms listen to “hey man, do you listen to adele?” “nah man, that’s mom pop sh-t.”
- bloodest
when something is so amazing or cool that you forget to write the i “yo that sh-t was the bloodest”
- gradual monetary gifting
this is when a child recieves a birthday card that contains a dollar bill for each year of his age. this would increase every year to follow. “grandma gave andrew $12 dollar bills, one for every year of his age ! ” susie told her mother. “that’s called gradual monetary gifting,” mother explained.
- goonge
originally spotted as a vanity license plate in canada, goonge is a foul word for a v-g-n-, but can also be used as an adjective. a step above “p-ssy” but a step below “c-nt” on the severity scale. a portmanteau of “gunt” and “minge”. “man, don’t have s-x with her, she’s got a nasty goonge!”. […]
- slipped my cookies
to pound someone very hardcore. he slipped my cookies last night.