Feignstein
the name for someone who pretends to be jewish, just for the days off work.
coworker #1: did you see mike at work this morning?
coworker #2: nah, bro, it’s yom kippur.
coworker #1: oh, i didn’t realize he was jewish.
coworker #2: well, he’s just a feignstein. he’s actually irish catholic, but don’t tell anybody.
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