Feiko
a poor imitation of a seiko watch, usually found in flea markets, many tourist town jewelry stores, or souks in the middle east. see fauxlex for context/comparison
flea market vendor: very nice watch. for you, only $75.
you: nice face details and smooth motion on the second hand, but i’m still not paying $75 for a feiko.
usually means, intelligent, nice, wise, handsome, s-xy, buff, and modest guy. steals all the hawt gurls at school, making the other guys jealous of him.
derp: dude, i just hooked up with durp!
feiko: i banged susan last night
derp: gdammit im so jealous
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