Felch
when some one c-ms up a persons -ss then sucks it out
michael felched robert.
(1) verb. the act of sucking or licking -j-c-l-t- (or other substances mixed with -j-c-l-t-) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. most commonly used to refer to sucking out s-m-n after -n-l s-x, but technically sucking the s-m-n out of your girlfriend’s p-ssy is also f-lch-ng
(2) noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of f-lch-ng–generally a mixture of s-m-n and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, v-g-n-l fluid, etc.)
i couldn’t belive it. after nigel packed my -ss, he felched me!
dude, you’ve got felch all over your face.
to orally extract s-m-n from someone’s r-ct-m
i’m gonna felch you till your -sshole twitches, b-tch
to suck the s-m-n, santorum, or other fluids out of an orifice after s-xual intercourse. not necessarily limited to s-x with human beings.
rich felched the santorum out of his dog’s -ss.
the oral retrieval of s-m-n from an -n-s or v-g-n-
leanne m likes to felch dogs
to suck your own c-m out of another persons -ss.
i felched your mom.
a horribly named town in upper michigan. if you don’t believe me look it up!
we are going to felch today.
my g-d why would you tell me about it?
sucking, licking or eating your own j-zz out of your partner -n-s after an intercourse.
i felched my girlfriend’s brother last night and he loved it.
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