felch monger
a man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man’s -ss, following a brutal -ssault in the -n-s.
leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.
one who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their -ss.
simon, matt and dennis the felchmongers practice the act of f-lch-ng daily at 3:09 pm. they are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.
someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone’s -ss and sucks farts out, then turning around and h–rding them.
david, get outta my -ss, you felch monger!
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