felcher

during -n-l s-x when c-m is released into the -ss, the felcher is the person who removes the c-m, with a straw or not.
the felcher sucked out the c-m with a straw.
a person who, in a sick act of human nature, has -n-l s-x with someone, -j-c-l-t-s on his/her b-tt, and cleans up with their mouth
“dude, you f-cking nasty–ss felcher”
a male who sucks the c-m out of another male’s -ss after -n-l intercourse.
matt is a sick felcher who felches on demand any number of c-m buckets at any time.
sc-mbags who suck s-m-n out of the v-g-n- or -n-s of one’s partner after s-x. sick perverted motherf-ckers!
bob is a felcher that sucks man juice out of tom’s bunghole!
when a gay man first -j-c-l-t-s in his partner’s -ss,then sucks out his own c-m
those two f-gs are felcher’s for sure
birmingham, circa 1994.
became a nickname to which i have been cursed, not due to my practising said ‘art’, but through an innocent mispr-nounciation of my surname. i’m stuck with it.
man: (at door of concert): “i’ve come to see chris…”
woman: (on door) “chris who?”
man: “erm… chris…. felcher??”
these days felcher has a more common meaning, the art of f-lch-ng has come a long way since sucking c-m out of a random -sshole, it can now mean you’re a bottom feeder of any type.
“stop f-lch-ng my beer you felch”
“hey felcher” (yelled out to b-m collecting money at train station)
“dont let felch felch off a felch” (meaning double f-lch-ng is a big no no)

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